Got this sent to me this morning. Some of my favorites are:
“They must have been emo.”
ME: OK, so what was that pill you lost for?
STUDENT: It was my Viagra.
ME: Your Viagra?
STUDENT: Yes, my Viagra. For my allergies.
ME: Do you mean your Allegra?
STUDENT: Oh, yeah, my Allegra. Viagra? What’s Viagra?
STUDENT :: Oh Wait! Never mind!!!
Dialogue @ a big jr. high event in the food line in regards to a student in panic over losing some medication. Submitted by Rich Landosky.