Got this sent to me this morning. Some of my favorites are:

“They must have been emo.”

Jr. High student commenting on why the prophets of Baal cut themselves (1 Kings 18).  Submitted by Brandon Schmidt.


ME: OK, so what was that pill you lost for?

STUDENT: It was my Viagra.

ME: Your Viagra?

STUDENT: Yes, my Viagra.  For my allergies.

ME: Do you mean your Allegra?

STUDENT: Oh, yeah, my Allegra.  Viagra?  What’s Viagra?

ME: Ummm…

STUDENT :: Oh Wait! Never mind!!!

Dialogue @ a big jr. high event in the food line in regards to a student in panic over losing some medication.  Submitted by Rich Landosky.


“Can we invite our friends to church?”

Submitted by Matt Oaks
Sadly the last one has been uttered from our group


About Chuck Mullis

I am the husband of Valerie and the father of Russell & Hannah. I am a self-employed contractor living in rural North Carolina as well as an ordained Southern Baptist Minister serving Living Water Baptist Church.

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